WEAR404
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No filters. Just fabric.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Forget fairy dust - real magic runs on sawdust and sacrifice.
Geppetto’s Blood bottles the very veins of creation: shavings turned into sustenance, lies lacquered into legacy. Sip carefully - every spoonful tastes like childhood carved into something uncomfortably alive.
This isn’t protein. It’s pulp and pulse, stirred until indistinguishable.
GRIMM essential. Warning: may cause strings to appear.
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt is soft, durable, and morbidly comforting.
It feels like a contract you didn’t read — binding, but oddly wearable.
- Funeral Black — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (dark as the ending you feared)
- Oxblood Black(Dried Blood) — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (aged to perfection)
- Maroon(Last Feast) — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (rich, deep, unsettling)
- Brown (Rotten Wood) — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (earthy decay, still cozy)
- Dark Grey (Grave Ash) — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (muted, eternal)
- Dark Grey Heather (Faded Tomb) — 52% cotton / 48% polyester (half alive, half remembered)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) (light as dust on a coffin)
Pre-shrunk to avoid unexpected hauntings
30 singles (that’s thread, not fairy-tale victims)
Side-seamed — because crooked paths are for the woods
Tear-away label — like ripping a page from the story
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — keeps you stitched together longer
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
| Size | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
| Size | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8 |
Policies & Compliance
Policies & Compliance
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
