WEAR404
GLITCH — MINIMAL EFFORT CLUB (oversized)
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GLITCH — MINIMAL EFFORT CLUB (oversized)
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Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Welcome to the club where nothing happens and membership is automatic.
If your idea of productivity is leaning on the water cooler and contemplating life,
this tee is your official uniform.
Minimal Effort Club — for professional procrastinators and casual life spectators.
Congratulations, you’ve done the minimum by putting it on.
GL!TCH approved. Effort level: 0.5/10.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
Color Note
This tee is garment-dyed for a soft vintage vibe.
Washed colors have a muted finish, and prints may appear slightly softer compared to Regular GL!TCH tees.
The Oversized Garment-Dyed Tee is soft, heavy, and existentially confident. It hangs loose, like deadlines in your calendar — and somehow makes it look intentional. If the regular tee is a stable relationship, this one’s the messy situationship you keep coming back to.
100% ring-spun cotton (faded on purpose, not by accident)
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd² (220 g/m²) (yes, we measured again)
18 singles (that’s thread, not relationship advice)
Tear-away label, because not everything has to stick
Washed-color options built for that perfectly imperfect glitch vibe
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size Guide
Imperial (inches)
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ¾ | 34–37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38–41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42–45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54–57 |
Metric (cm)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 70.5 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2–144.8 |
Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
• Traceability:
- Weaving—El Salvador
- Dyeing—El Salvador
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
