WEAR404 LLC
GLITCH — MINIMAL EFFORT CLUB (long sleeve)
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GLITCH — MINIMAL EFFORT CLUB (long sleeve)
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Welcome to the club where nothing happens and membership is automatic.
If your idea of productivity is leaning on the water cooler and contemplating life,
this tee is your official uniform.
Minimal Effort Club — for professional procrastinators and casual life spectators.
Congratulations, you’ve done the minimum by putting it on.
GL!TCH approved. Effort level: 0.5/10.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size guide preview (Imperial) | ||||
| Size | Shirt Length | Chest Width | Chest to fit | Sleeve Length |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 | 28 ⅛ |
| Size guide preview (Metric) | ||||
| Size | Shirt Length (cm) | Chest Width (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 | 71.4 |
Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
