WEAR404
Shipping? It’s on us.
Couldn't load pickup availability
We test what we make.
No filters. Just fabric.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Welcome to the club where nothing happens and membership is automatic.
If your idea of productivity is leaning on the water cooler and contemplating life,
this tee is your official uniform.
Minimal Effort Club — for professional procrastinators and casual life spectators.
Congratulations, you’ve done the minimum by putting it on.
GL!TCH approved. Effort level: 0.5/10.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt is soft, light, and existentially flexible. It hugs you like a mild anxiety attack — but in a good way. We’ve tried to criticize it, but it just keeps winning. Probably our most stable relationship to date.
- Black (System Crash) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (like, aggressively soft)
- Dark Gray (Safe Mode) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (slightly softer than reality)
- Cardinal (Fatal Exception) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (emergency vibes only)
- Midnight Navy (Blue Screen) 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester (still soft, just a bit more chill)
- White (Idle State) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (blank but not basic)
- Athletic Heather (Dusty Cache) 90% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester (cached comfort)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) (yes, we measured)
Pre-shrunk to avoid unexpected identity crises
30 singles (that’s thread, not relationship advice)
Side-seamed like your thoughts at 3am
Tear-away label, because not everything has to stick
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Stable. Secure. Unlike us.
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
| Size | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8 |
Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
