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WEAR404

GLITCH — MENTALLY I’M IN AIRPLANE MODE

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GLITCH — MENTALLY I’M IN AIRPLANE MODE

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No filters. Just fabric.

Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.

Physically present. Mentally… out of coverage area.
No calls, no thoughts, just low-power mode and emotional turbulence.

This shirt says: “I care. Just not right now.”
Perfect for social events, meetings, or deep internal buffering.

GL!TCH activated. Notifications off. Inner peace questionable.

Tech Specs

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt is soft, light, and existentially flexible. It hugs you like a mild anxiety attack — but in a good way. We’ve tried to criticize it, but it just keeps winning. Probably our most stable relationship to date.

  • Black (System Crash) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (like, aggressively soft)
  • Dark Gray (Safe Mode) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (slightly softer than reality)
  • Cardinal (Fatal Exception) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (emergency vibes only)
  • Midnight Navy (Blue Screen) 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester (still soft, just a bit more chill)
  • White (Idle State) 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (blank but not basic)
  • Athletic Heather (Dusty Cache) 90% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester (cached comfort)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) (yes, we measured)
Pre-shrunk to avoid unexpected identity crises
30 singles (that’s thread, not relationship advice)
Side-seamed like your thoughts at 3am
Tear-away label, because not everything has to stick
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Stable. Secure. Unlike us.

Size Guide


Size LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
Size LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
Length is measured from the highest point of shoulder. Width is measured across the chest (lay-flat). Chest range refers to body chest circumference. Manufacturing tolerance: ±1 in / ±2.5 cm. If you’re between sizes, size up for a looser fit.

Legal Stuff

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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