WEAR404 LLC
GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (sweatshirt)
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GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (sweatshirt)
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We test what we make.
No filters. Just fabric.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Not alive, not dead — just uncaffeinated.
This isn’t a T-shirt, it’s a survival protocol.
Made for those whose first words every morning are grunts until the mug arrives.
If you’ve ever considered “hibernate until latte” as a lifestyle choice — congratulations, this is your uniform.
Coffee First, Then Exist — because consciousness is overrated without caffeine.
GL!TCH approved. Battery level: pending espresso update.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
100% cotton face
65% cotton, 35% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
Tightly knit 3-end fleece
Side-seamed construction
Self-fabric patch on the back
Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Tear-away label
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size guide preview (Imperial) | |||
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Body Length
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Chest Width
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Sleeve Length
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S
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27
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20
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23 ½
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M
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28
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21
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24
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L
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29
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23
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24
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XL
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30
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25
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24
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2XL
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31
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26 ½
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24
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3XL
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32
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28
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24
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| Size guide preview (Metric)
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Body Length
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Chest Width
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Sleeve Length
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S
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68.6
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50.8
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59.7
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M
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71.1
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53.3
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61
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L
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73.7
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58.4
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61
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XL
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76.2
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63.5
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61
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2XL
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78.7
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67.3
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61
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3XL
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81.3
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71.1
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61
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Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
Traceability:
Knitting—Pakistan
Dyeing—Pakistan
Manufacturing—Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email address: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
