WEAR404 LLC
GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (long sleeve)
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GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (long sleeve)
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We test what we make.
No filters. Just fabric.
Not alive, not dead — just uncaffeinated.
This isn’t a T-shirt, it’s a survival protocol.
Made for those whose first words every morning are grunts until the mug arrives.
If you’ve ever considered “hibernate until latte” as a lifestyle choice — congratulations, this is your uniform.
Coffee First, Then Exist — because consciousness is overrated without caffeine.
GL!TCH approved. Battery level: pending espresso update.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size guide preview (Imperial) | ||||
| Size | Shirt Length | Chest Width | Chest to fit | Sleeve Length |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 | 28 ⅛ |
| Size guide preview (Metric) | ||||
| Size | Shirt Length (cm) | Chest Width (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 | 71.4 |
Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
