WEAR404 LLC
GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (hoodie)
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GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (hoodie)
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We test what we make.
No filters. Just fabric.
Runs at least one size smaller than we would expect from other similar garments.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Not alive, not dead — just uncaffeinated.
This isn’t a T-shirt, it’s a survival protocol.
Made for those whose first words every morning are grunts until the mug arrives.
If you’ve ever considered “hibernate until latte” as a lifestyle choice — congratulations, this is your uniform.
Coffee First, Then Exist — because consciousness is overrated without caffeine.
GL!TCH approved. Battery level: pending espresso update.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Tear-away tag
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size guide preview (Imperial) | ||
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Chest width
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Length
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S
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20
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27
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M
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21
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28
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L
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23
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29
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XL
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25
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30
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2XL
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26 ½
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31
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3XL
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28
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32
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| Size guide preview (Metric)
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Chest width
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Length
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S
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50.8
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68.6
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M
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53.3
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71.1
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L
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58.4
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73.7
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XL
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63.5
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76.2
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2XL
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67.3
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78.7
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3XL
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71.1
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81.3
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Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
Traceability:
Weaving—Pakistan
Dyeing—Pakistan
Manufacturing—Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email address: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
