WEAR404
GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (oversized)
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GLITCH — COFFEE FIRST THEN EXIST (oversized)
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We test what we make.
No filters. Just fabric.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Not alive, not dead — just uncaffeinated.
This isn’t a T-shirt, it’s a survival protocol.
Made for those whose first words every morning are grunts until the mug arrives.
If you’ve ever considered “hibernate until latte” as a lifestyle choice — congratulations, this is your uniform.
Coffee First, Then Exist — because consciousness is overrated without caffeine.
GL!TCH approved. Battery level: pending espresso update.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
Color Note
This tee is garment-dyed for a soft vintage vibe.
Washed colors have a muted finish, and prints may appear slightly softer compared to Regular GL!TCH tees.
The Oversized Garment-Dyed Tee is soft, heavy, and existentially confident. It hangs loose, like deadlines in your calendar — and somehow makes it look intentional. If the regular tee is a stable relationship, this one’s the messy situationship you keep coming back to.
100% ring-spun cotton (faded on purpose, not by accident)
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd² (220 g/m²) (yes, we measured again)
18 singles (that’s thread, not relationship advice)
Tear-away label, because not everything has to stick
Washed-color options built for that perfectly imperfect glitch vibe
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size Guide
Imperial (inches)
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ¾ | 34–37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38–41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42–45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54–57 |
Metric (cm)
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 70.5 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2–144.8 |
Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
• Traceability:
- Weaving—El Salvador
- Dyeing—El Salvador
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), WEAR404 LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1021 E Lincolnway, Cheyenne, WY 82001, USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
