WEAR404 LLC
GLITCH — 1% HUMAN BATTERY (hoodie)
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GLITCH — 1% HUMAN BATTERY (hoodie)
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No filters. Just fabric.
Premium cotton. Printed in the US. Ships free worldwide.
Running on fumes? Same.
This tee proudly announces that you’ve got 1% left — mentally, emotionally, socially.
Wearing it won’t charge you, but at least people will stop asking for help.
Perfect for quiet quitting, deep resting, or just existing in low-power mode.
1% Human Battery — because being fully charged is overrated.
GL!TCH approved. Warning: may attract other low-battery humans.
Tech Specs
Tech Specs
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
100% cotton face
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd.² (288.2 g/m²)
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Tear-away tag
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size Guide
Size Guide
| Size guide preview (Imperial) | ||
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Chest width
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Length
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S
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20
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27
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M
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21
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28
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L
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23
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29
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XL
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25
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30
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2XL
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26 ½
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31
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3XL
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28
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32
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| Size guide preview (Metric)
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Chest width
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Length
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S
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50.8
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68.6
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M
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53.3
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71.1
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L
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58.4
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73.7
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XL
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63.5
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76.2
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2XL
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67.3
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78.7
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3XL
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71.1
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81.3
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Legal Stuff
Legal Stuff
Traceability:
Weaving—Pakistan
Dyeing—Pakistan
Manufacturing—Pakistan
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Manufacturer contact information
Name: Printful
Email address: support@printful.com
Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
