Tooth Fairy Industries: the calcium economy

Every tooth you left under the pillow was a contract.  
Sorted, cleaned, repurposed.  
The calcium economy runs on you.  

Tooth Fairy Industries doesn’t waste material.  
Baby teeth become raw currency,  
milk bones traded on futures markets,  
smiles leveraged into collateral.  

Don’t worry — the company cares about children.  
That’s why they’re the first resource to be mined.  

Welcome to the fairytale supply chain.  
Sign here. Smile wider. We spin molars into margins. 

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