Tooth Fairy Industries: the calcium economy
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Every tooth you left under the pillow was a contract.
Sorted, cleaned, repurposed.
The calcium economy runs on you.
Tooth Fairy Industries doesn’t waste material.
Baby teeth become raw currency,
milk bones traded on futures markets,
smiles leveraged into collateral.
Don’t worry — the company cares about children.
That’s why they’re the first resource to be mined.
Welcome to the fairytale supply chain.
Sign here. Smile wider. We spin molars into margins.