Running Late Is My Cardio: a workout in excuses

Forget treadmills.  
My gym membership is a bus I never catch.  
Every sprint to the door counts as high-intensity training.  

“Running Late Is My Cardio” was never about fitness.  
It’s about how adulthood feels like one long warm-up  
for a meeting you didn’t want to attend.  

Wear it as a badge:  
you don’t jog, you improvise.  
And every excuse burns calories.  

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